Nige - Bass

Having had his inner ears transplanted from a whale in a tragically drunken Marine Biology prank, Nige only hears subsonic frequencies. As a result of this, He left his former employment as a Dolphin trainer at the Basingstoke Sealife Centre and embarked on His new calling as a Bass Wizard. Winner of Radio Times "Thumb of the Year" award for 1834, 1922, and 1976.